I really want to... you know!?

Hi, this is my friends account as i dont have one for myself. I am 17 and really want to have !! I dont have a bf at the moment but all the ones i have had wont talk about it. I was thinking about getting a or vibrator but how, you have to be 18 to get in shops, and i dont have a credit/debt card! any ideas how i can have i live in tyne and wear if it helps.